A Naperville woman was tired of putting up with her neighbor's crap. So she decided to hand it right back.
Around 8 p.m. Wednesday, Susan Miller stepped in a pile of dog doodoo. Fed up with the neighbor's irresponsibility of not picking up after his/her dog, she wanted to teach the dog owner a lesson, reports the Naperville Sun.
Miller, 43, "decided to wipe the dog feces which she stepped in on the porch of a dog owner," according to police.
A bit childish, but not too out-of-hand. But Miller wasn't done yet.
She then "threw dog feces at the [dog owner's] sliding patio screen," said police.
Ew.
On the grounds was a sign informing dog walkers to pick up after their pets. Miller reportedly "uprooted it and placed it on the dog owner's patio."
As if that weren't enough, the angry woman topped it all off by allegedly placing several small, green plastic bags of dog poo "on various places on the patio," reports the Naperville Sun.
When police arrived on the scene, they saw Miller running away. Oh, but don't worry, she wasn't running away from the police, she says.
She "yelled back that she was running to catch a cat, and not running from the police," said authorities.
Well that's a relief. After all, such an upstanding woman wouldn't lie to the cops, right?
Miller, who has no previous criminal record, was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.
Or, in other words, crappy behavior.
Matt Bartosik is a Chicago native and a social media sovereign.
