Oh lord, they're everywhere.
If a reality show about a dysfunctional family spawns another show featuring the same relatives, any attempts to escape said lineage's fame is futile.
To wit: the new "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" spin-off, "Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami," with its enticing taglines: "Miami has a new vice," and "They're sisters, not saints."
Apparently, our provocative protagonists are in the Magic City to open a SoBe location of their boutique, Dash (oh, and to kiss a few girls -- watch the trailer!).
The E! series premieres on Sunday, Aug. 16, with the sisters Tweeting live throughout the show. But, on Saturday, Aug. 15, the double Ks will be in Chicago for a pre-premiere par-tay at River North danceteria Enclave.
The sister act will make an appearance at the packed club, so we highly suggest table rezzies if you even want to get close to the pair. And, if you RSVP, you'll get comped cover before 11 p.m. Momager Kris would be proud.
